New Track: Miley Cyrus – ‘My Sad Christmas Song’
As the hours dwindled down and Christmas rapidly approached, Miley Cyrus was busy putting the final touches on her original yuletide carol, ‘My Sad Christmas Song’. The track has finally arrived, but we wish that she would have saved it for herself instead of putting it under all of our trees.
Blegh. Why? Why this? It’s nothing but a droney, whiny, clichéd post-‘Bangerz’ Miley track produced by none other than The Flaming Lips . The hook is really something and the idea behind it could have been genius, but this entire era of Miley is so damn tired at this point.
It seems like we’re literally going to be stuck in ‘Dead Petz’ hell forever, doesn’t it? Sigh.